Finally, after years of hard work and months of extremely scientific tests, it’s mikeschramm.com!

Ok, well the work wasn’t so hard and the tests weren’t scientific, but it is mikeschramm.com, and let me tell you, there is a cornocopia of wealth and entertainment soon to be hidden within these pages. I’ve drawn up a little list of what to expect and what not to expect from mikeschramm.com:

What to expect:
-Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
-hilarity levels beyond belief!
-poignant wording!
-unrivalled geekiness!
-punch and pie!*
-maybe even interviews, or whatever I feel like putting up on a given day!

What not to expect:
-*Note: there will not actually be any punch and pie!
-rudeness! and vulgarity! Well, hopefully not too much vulgarity, but I am very nice
-Free ge||er1c v1agr@!!!
-me to make any money!
-anything not entertaining!

Obviously there’s lots to come from mikeschramm.com. I’ll put up a new post on Wednesday (as soon as I think of one), and I’ll keep the blog coming, so check back every day to see what’s new.

Meanwhile, why wait? Email me and begin the total orgasmic interactivity that is mikeschramm.com! Or, if you’re artistically inclined (or just inclined), you can get creative and make a header! Thanks for visiting, welcome to mikeschramm.com!