One hundred million US dollars in cash, left on dock #3 at midnight

Crack

Three wishes

Yet another slot in a soulless consumer-centered modern world

Straw turned into gold

A chance at a better life in that new country! America!

“BUY MY BABY!!!11! L@@K! – $300 obo (chicago) pic”

$25 for the first three hours, $5/hour after that

A lifetime of wealth and fame, only to realize that they’ll spend it pining for their baby

Nothing, the dingo ate my baby!

*sigh* You want him? You can have him.

$50 and the promise that we’ll never mention “it” again