RIP Hunter S. Thompson: “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

For various reasons which I won’t bore you with (because they would, y’know, bore you), I had to work until 3 a.m. last night. So I wrote this up yesterday morning, which means it’s probably old news by now. But because I am extremely tired, I’m posting it anyway.

Christ (Savior)

Super Dave (Osbourne!)

Victoria Gotti (Gangster daughter, listed twice)

Ingrid Caesares (Former Madonna girlfriend)

Stephen King (Author)

Party Guy (probably Ken Mehlman, chair of the Republican National Committee)

Pat O’Brien (Gossip reporter)

Ron Pearlman (Hellboy)

Lauren Popeil (Set it and forget it)

Richie Rich (Comic book character)

Robert Shapiro (Lawyer)

Vin Diesel (Action Star)

Han Zila (Related?)