Chris Farley is going to be featured in an ad for an anti-drug, er, drug.

Taglines They Could Use

Sausages gave me heart attacks, but drugs killed me!

Did I use drugs when I was a kid? Hehe… why?

Use drugs… and end up in a van down by the river!

Holy Schnikes! Drugs kill!

Hey Richard, what kind of drugs were you doing up here? Was it wack-y dust??

Beverly Hills Ninja wasn’t the worst thing I ever did. It was drugs.

A fat guy in a little coat is funny. Drugs? Aren’t.

Hey, you remember that time in Die Hard when you had to walk across glass?!? And, remember that time in Pulp Fiction where you killed that guy in a fight? And remember when I used a lot of drugs? Yeah, that sucked.