-Does everyone else buy things that at the time are amazing and then, only weeks later, completely forget about them? Because I seem to.

-Google Talk is lame. And no one’s on it. Instant messaging is so 10 years ago.

-Why isn’t it news when I buy a computer?

-Betsimpsier should win the prize for the dumbest bank ad campaign ever. Idiodumbstupider!

-Hilarious.

-Pitchfork falls all over the new New Pornographers. You think you’re so cool, Pitchfork, don’t you? Yes, yes you do.

-I finally picked up Profit, season 1. Does anyone else remember this show? The main character is an evil bastard who grew up in a box watching television. It’s great. It’s like an anti-Dream On.

That’s all I got. Have a good day.