Good day on Wall Street yesterday. The Dow closed up 3.5 percent, and Nasday dropped only a quarter of a half percent. The Morgan Defoe index went down 2 points, and Thermometer Meter dropped to a chilly 35 degrees.

Oil and livestock continue at an all time high rate of percentage to increase on the year, while grains and textiles slid down to 57. Up from the previous report of 55, however.

In single stocks, RIAOPF closed up, AFIE closed down, and QC)EKJV ended at a market high with 12.23. “It was a significant gain, especially for QC)EKJV, considering how ERION and VE29V have done lately,” said QC)EKJV’s CEO Mark K. Markson, PHD, Esq. III. “At least we’re not AZICO,” he continued, referring to the BAF of the ZEON index. Seriously, he said that with a straight face.

Finally, Sandra’s stock in Matt rose just a few points. “I’ve been thinking about breaking up,” she said, “but when I came home last night, he had made dinner for me! I didn’t even realize he could cook at all!” Matt was happy to report that Sandra’s stock in him would beat expected earnings, clearing up an earlier assessment. He was not able to comment, however, on the value of his stock in “this girl in the cubicle next to me at work.” On the matter, he only reported. “She wears glasses, man, but in a totally hot way. Wow.”

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