I liked the Star Wars movie a lot. Most of it.

1. “You’re so beautiful.” “It’s only because I’m so in love.” “No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.” …Schmoopy. Geez, will you two just fall to the dark side, almost choke to death, die and get burned up, have twins without his knowledge and get it over with?

2. RIP Mace Windu. Why you have to do a brother like that?

3. They’re called “children,” idiots. Why would any society, long ago and far away notwithstanding, ever call them “younglings”?