Hey everybody! There’s a new face around the mikeschramm.com offices today! I want you to give a warm welcome to mikeschramm.com’s new resident reviewer. His name is Mordo– everybody welcome Mordo!

MORDO: Hi Everyoesn!

Hey, that’s great, Mordo. So, Mordo, you’re going to be our new reviewer here at mikeschramm.com?

MORDO: Mordo like som things, but other thinsg no.

Wow. That’s— uh. Where did you say you were from again?

MORDO: Mordo likes puppies! THEY ARE CUET!!

Ok, so puppies get a +1 in Mordo’s book, huh? Now, I was told earlier today, Mordo, that you’ve got a new videogame to tell us about today. Is that so?

MORDO: Yes! Mordo play games! TEHY are fun!

And what games are you playing, Mordo?

MORDO: Mordo like Warcraft of Worlds! It fun! “How I MINE FOR FISH!” Ha! Mordo say ‘kek’ to that! HORDES ARE EIVL!!

I have no response to that.

MORDO: Mordo can be stunning with word power!

But I heard there’s another game you’ve been playing, Mordo. One that uses a guitar?

MORDO: Mordo is HERO OF GUTAIRS!!

Right! Guitar Hero! You’ve been playing that game, and you’re here to review it for us. So, is it good?

MORDO: Mordo rock like concretes! Guitar game is fun, and tingly! Play guitar Mordo be the god! THE GOD OF ROCK!

So, it’s good then?

MORDO: Mordo not sure, broke guitar from rokcing too hard. BUT WAS FUN BEFORE TAHT!!!!!!!!!11

That’s super. Anything wrong with the game?

MORDO: Guitar breaks easily. Under thareat of ROCK! Also, Boston has song in game, Mordo not like that.

You don’t like the Boston song in the game, Mordo?

MORDO: “More Than a Feelign”? More liek “LESS THAN A GOOD SONG!!”

That’s great. Well, Mordo, thanks for coming and telling us about those games, and we’re sure we’ll see you back here real soon.

MORDO: BRING PUPPIES. Tehy will raise the cuetness levels.

Will do.