I watched “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” on Saturday. I was unimpressed.

Also, they “left things open” at the end, just in case the two want to have a baby, and therefore a sequel. Even though I already own it, and it’s much better and called Undercover Blues.

If Other Movies “Left Things Open” At the End

Casablanca:

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Wait! Is the plane turning around?”

Some Like it Hot:

“But you don’t understand– I’m a man!”

“Well, nobody’s perfect. I might be a woman!”

The Searchers:

John Wayne walks away, closes the door behind him.

There’s a knock at the door.

Tale of Two Cities:

“It’s a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known. Or is it?”

Back to the Future:

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. Or… do we?”

Return of the Jedi:

The Death Star II explodes, people everywhere rejoice that the Empire is gone and the new Jedi have won.

But wait, what’s this?

One of the glowing pieces of the Death Star II falls towards a planet, smokes and stops burning. It’s a ship! It lowers itself down onto the desolated planet, falling through the atmosphere and finally crashing into a jungle.

The camera pans down into the cockpit, as steam billows out the opening glass. We see a dark shape moving inside, and then… heavy breathing!

Fade to black, END CREDITS



Posted on Monday, November 14th, 2005 at 11:41 pm. Filed under general.
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