Most of the World of Warcraft jokes I’ve posted here I’ve attempted to make understandable for a larger audience. Today’s joke is so geek it’s impossible. Non-Azerothians, I’ll see you tomorrow.

Computer Gaming World’s lead editor let it leak that Blizzard’s new expansion pack for World of Warcraft will feature two new playable races. All of these guesses are legitimate ones my friend and I came up with.

Races That Might Be Playable in the New WoW Expansion

Gnomes

Murlocs

Robots

“Day” Elves

The Gray Orcs

Treants

Zerg

Protoss

Drow

Twi’leks

Demons

Morlocs (and Eloi)

Chicago Marathon (maybe we’re going about this all wrong)