Our beer tastes really good!

Buying this car will enable you to transport yourself from one place to another, as long as you pay gas and wear costs!

Drink our soda now! You will enjoy it!

Pampers: They catch your baby’s poop.

The New iPod Nano: Overly Expensive, But Will Make Your Friends Like You More.

We’re having a big sale! Some prices are cheaper, but still expensive enough that we will make money from you buying them.

Ask your doctor about Glanosil. It’s a pill you take that will make you happy whether good things happen to you or not.

Eat at Joe’s. He cooks food that you can eat. Mostly.