I just drew this pig:

And here’s what it says about me:

I drew the pig towards the middle of the page, which means I am a realist.

I drew the pig facing front, which means I am direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

My pig is not very detailed, so apparently I’m emotional and naive, and care little for details and am a risk-taker.

I drew only two legs on my pig, which means I am insecure or am living through a period of major change.

The size of the ears I drew indicates how good a listener I am. I drew medium sized ears, so I’m a good listener.

And apparently the length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better, and yet I drew a small tail. (ouch – ed.)

By the way, my pig’s name is Piggy McPiggerson. In case you were wondering.