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Angelina Jolie: “Never will there be an Alexander like you… Alexander the Great.”

Alexander the Swell

Alexander the Impertinent

Alexander the Apathetic

Alexander the Promising

Alexander the Emotionally Unavailable

Alexander the Not-so-Great-But-Still-Pretty-Good

Alexander the Pathetically Enthusiastic

Alexander the Needs Work

Alexander the Somewhat Impressive

Alexander the Grating