On July 14, 1998, a friend was mistreated because of circumstances beyond his control. We regret the error.

During a party on February 15, 2003, a woman was misidentified as single. She was actually Joey’s girlfriend, and not interested. We apologize for any misinformation.

During an incident in late 2002, it was reported that Veronica’s baby’s daddy was Eric. We have since found this to be untrue, and would like to report that it is actually Joel.

In a conversation with a co-worker on July 12, 2003, it was reported that we were “out at a bar with friends partying it up last weekend.” In reality, we were “sitting at home alone eating cheetos and watching reruns of Green Acres.” We apologize for the error.

It was reported sometime in the last year that the new Batman Begins movie “will totally rock.” Further research has indicated that this may not be true. Please stay tuned for more details.

In August of 2003, a woman in a picture in our wallet was not clearly identified, which may lead some to believe that she is the willing participant of a familiar relationship. In fact, the picture came with the wallet, and her name is unknown. We apologize to all parties involved.

During a conversation with a representative from a rental car company, we claimed that “the car was making that noise when we got it.” Unfortunately, we were not telling the truth. In reality, the car began making that noise after “we drove over a curb.” We sincerely apologize for the misrepresentation.

Finally, last week, when someone asked us “What’s up?” we replied “Nothin’.” This was not technically true.