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You can do a lot of stuff in GTA: San Andreas, but as much as there is to do, there are still some…

Make cookies

Karaoke

Grocery shopping

Read a good book

Snuggle

Macrame

Shuffleboard

Get in that Army Base without dying. Come on now.

Win at the casinos. Seriously.