This song has been bouncing around in my head whether I want it to or not, so I figured I’d write something about it today. And now it’s bouncing around in your head.

And yes, there is actually one of these near me in LA, and no I haven’t been there (I try to stay away from fast food as much as possible with the whole better eating thing, though I have broken down a few times, I’ll admit). And yes, I know that they probably just have Pizza Hut menu items and Taco Bell menu items. But what if they combined them? Hint: the correct reaction to these things is disgust, not drool. Think of the calories!

Menu items at the real Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Pasta bel Grande

1/2 pound Cheese and Potato Calzone

Chicken Gordita Lasagna

Meat Lover’s Soft Taco

Mexican P’zone

The Panormous Bean Burrito

Breadsticks Supreme

Double Decker Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lover’s Volcano Taco

Grilled Stuft Italian Sausage

Cinnamon Sticks (they’re on the menu for both)

Pepsi