I couldn’t think of what to write this evening, despite some excellent suggestions from folks on Twitter. Then I realized I hadn’t tried writing any limericks (or poetry at all, hmmm) in a while, so here’s a few of those.

These rainstorms today here in LA
Have caused chaos and lots of disarray
But that’s not quite the worst:
Though the levees may burst,
I just had my car washed yesterday.

Jack Bauer’s back on the airwaves
And I’m thrilled yet again by his close shaves
And here’s this season’s twist
Jack’s not the most pissed
It’s Renee who decorum and law waives!

Folks were bummed that the Navi are not real
And in China they watch with too much zeal
But the craziest thing
About Cameron’s fling
Is an age 60 Ripley! That’s unreal!

NBC is adjusting their clocks
And Jay Leno is taking his knocks
The most probable ending
Of the Tonight Show’s “lending”?
It’s that Conan is headed to Fox.