Welcome back to Monday everybody!

Feeling a little down lately? It’s probably because you haven’t written any gmail haikus. Write one, send it to me, and you could win your very own gmail account!

“They thought he was dead. They were right.”

“This holiday season, relive the adventure.. of last Tuesday.”

“When they said housecleaning, they meant it.”

“This summer, the student will meet the teacher. Over coffee.”

“You’ve never seen a nurse like this! Unless you’ve been to a hospital.”

“In a world scarred by war, she was fine, really.”

“When all hope is lost, and time is running out… it’s probably best to give up and try something easier.”

“He was a hero, fighting for his country. She was a princess, fighting for her life. They never met.”

“Enter a world completely within your imagination.”