If I Was the Lead Singer of a Big Rock and Roll Band, and We Played in a Stadium, This is What It Would Sound Like

Hello Boston!

Wait, what? Charlotte? Oh crap, where am I? Hello, uh, hello Charlotte!! Sorry about that!

It’s great to be here! We’re going to play some old songs, and some new songs. Mostly new ones. Off of our new album! Exciting, right? Well, I know you guys don’t know them, but you’ll love them. We hope.

Boy, you guys are a great crowd. Thank you!

How about that opening band, huh? Aren’t they great? What’s that? They’re not? Oh, well, they’re our bassist’s little brother’s band, so, you know, we kind of had to bring them along. They’re not bad, though, right? I mean, I don’t know. It’s Jerry’s fault.

Hey, so I heard while I’m here I’m supposed to eat some clam chowda! I said clam chowDA! How about that! Eh? Oh, crap. Right. What do they eat in Charlotte? Junebugs?

Hey, can we have the monitors on stage turned up a little bit? We can’t? Oh, maybe just a little bit though? Hey Joe? We just can’t hear the music up here. Not real well, anyway. Just a bit? Well, ok then, I guess we’ll live. It’ll be fine, don’t worry about it.

You’re really great, you all. Thank you! Thanks very much. I appreciate it. Jerry appreciates it too. I heard him say he did earlier.

But hey, listen, we have to go. Yeah, we only learned three songs– you know, We Love Katamari just came out, so we’ve been busy working on other things. But hey, if we ever make it back to Boston, we’ll have to party! See you later, Bostonites!

Oh, right. Charlotties? Charletites? Later, I guess.

Hey, any girls want to like meet up backstage? And play Katamari or something? Nobody? Ok then, later.