Q: Knock Knock.

A: Who’s there?

Q: Banana!

A: [sigh]

Q: I said “Banana.”

A: Do I really have to do this?

Q: Ban-an-a.

A: Banana who?

Q: Knock knock.

A: What? I just said, Banana who? It’s over.

Q: No, it’s part of the joke. Knock knock.

A: I’m done with this. I don’t like these jokes.

Q: Who doesn’t like jokes? It’s funny, trust me. You’ll like it. Knock knock.

A: Who’s there?

Q: Banana.

A: Ha ha, very funny. Good joke.

Q: No, now you say banana who?

A: I already said that. Yes, very funny.

Q: No, it’s not over. I said knock knock, and you said who’s there, and now I say banana, and then you say banana…?

A: I’m not saying anything.

Q: Banana wwwwwhhhh…..?

A: Fine. Banana who?

Q: Knock knock!

A: Look, I’m really done with this. I’m not interested, and it’s not funny to me.

Q: It’s funny. It’s almost over. Come on.

A: No, you’re always like this. It’s not funny to me, and I don’t like it. I wish you’d stop assaulting me like this.

Q: Every time you say that, and every time you end up laughing. It’s funny. Just say who’s there?

A: I’m serious, I don’t want to do this.

Q: Knock knock!

A: I feel like you’re suffocating me.

Q: Knock knock!

A: Who is there?

Q: Banana!

A: Look, I’ve had enough. I’m walking away.

Q: Oh, honey, come on. Come on. Look, I swear it’s almost over. It’s very funny. I told your sister the other day and she laughed out loud.

A: My sister? When did you talk to my sister?

Q: Oh, she just called looking for you or something, whatever. But she really liked the joke. Come on, it’s almost done.

A: What did she have to say?

Q: Who knows, it doesn’t matter. I said banana, and then you said…

A: I told you, I really don’t want to do this.

Q: You’ll like it. Banana…?

A: Banana who?

Q: Knock knock.

A: You bastard.

Q: Last time I swear. I say knock knock, and then you say…?

A: I don’t say anything. I’m done with this, and I’m done with you.

Q: Oh, honey, come on. It’s funny, you’ll laugh. Knock knock!

A: Who. Is. There.

Q: Orange!

A: What is wrong with you? Why are you doing this to me?

Q: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? HA!

A: I want a divorce.