And now this:
If you haven’t yet, you should totally link to mikeschramm.com.
Whether you run a weblog nobody reads, or a huge, multi-million dollar internet corporation with millions of visitors every day (especially if you have the millions of visitors every day thing), you should totally put a nice little link to mikeschramm.com on your front page.
Have you considered all the benefits of linking to mikeschramm.com?
-Your visitors will get the latest and greatest from Mike Schramm’s brain, directly from somewhere within his synapses straight to their screen, daily! Sometimes even two or three times daily!
-Your visitors will learn to love you, and we all know that love leads to lust, and lust leads to evil, and money is the root of all evil! Linking to mikeschramm.com will earn you money!
-Linking to mikeschramm.com will make you smarter! In a recent case study, 4 out of 5 lab rats who linked to mikeschramm.com were able to run mazes faster and eat more cheese. In the same study, those same rats were overjoyed at the terrific daily content on mikeschramm.com, finding it both witty and interesting. One rat was very dumb, didn’t like mikeschramm.com, and therefore got no cheese. Don’t you want cheese?
-If you put up a link to mikeschramm.com, you can get a free cute teddy bear!* Everyone loves teddy bears, and you’ll get one! For free!
-Putting up a link on your website, big or small, to mikeschramm.com will make you happier! Don’t ask us how, it just does!
Don’t believe us? Read these fake testimonials:
“I was skeptical about linking to mikeschramm.com. But I did it, and now I’m a new woman. Colors look brighter, food tastes better, and people smile at me when I walk past them. It changed my life!” -Thelma F., Omaha, NE
“Linking to mikeschramm.com is the best thing I ever did!” – Jim P., Pheonix, AZ
“I used to be a terrible golfer. I couldn’t putt or drive worth a crap, and I didn’t even know how to hold the “golf stick” (that’s what I called a club– I was such a moron!) But then I put up a link to mikeschramm.com, and it didn’t help me at all! But THEN I practiced a lot and took professional lessons for a few years, and now I win tournaments! And I owe it all to mikeschramm.com!” -George M., Seattle, WA
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Yes, you too can put a link on your website to mikeschramm.com. Kids love linking to mikeschramm.com because it’s fun, but moms love it because it’s healthy! Don’t believe us? Listen to this well respected doctor!
WELL RESPECTED DOCTOR: “Not linking to mikeschramm.com can cause serious health risks, including death. Millions of people lived way, way before mikeschramm.com was ever invented, and none of them ever had the chance to link to mikeschramm.com. Well, now all of those people are dead. Every one of them. I’m not saying that mikeschramm.com will give you eternal life, but it might. Link to mikeschramm.com and find out! And take your vitamins!”
See? You can tell he’s well-respected because he has such great advice about vitamins.
Do your part to support the war effort, and put a link to mikeschramm.com on your webpage!
*Note: Bear offer not valid in states, especially the United ones. Bear offer is not valid anywhere, in fact, except the fictional country of Francoslovakiland. Also, not everyone actually loves teddy bears.
Posted on Tuesday, February 15th, 2005 at 1:57 am. Filed under general.