Happy Thanksgiving y’all!

“Turkey means never having to say you’re sorry.”

“If I do marry, I want it to be for turkey.”

“I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side, as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you. Because of your turkey, I will never be a lonely spirit.”

“A life without turkey is no life at all.”

“Turkey is a many splendored thing.”

“I may not be a smart man, but I know what turkey is.”

“Buildings burn. People die. But real turkey lives forever.”

“Faith, hope, turkey. But the greatest of these is turkey.”

“In all that we do, let us do it for turkey.”

“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is turkey.”