“THE EARLY BIRD LOSES SLEEP.”

“YOU WILL ENCOUNTER PEOPLE.”

“EVERY LIVING THING GETS TIRED. EVEN EMUS.”

“GET READY FOR A GREAT FORTUNE. THIS ONE, I MEAN.”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?”

“GAWERDSASSDFF OH SORRY I DROPPED A CUP ON THE KEYBOARD. HERE: GOOD LUCK!”

“HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT MEAL YOU JUST HAD.”

“LOOK OUT FOR ROMANCE AHEAD. NO REALLY, IT’S A MESS.”

“ALL ROADS LEAD TO OTHER ROADS, EXCEPT DEAD ENDS.”

“THE SUN SETS, THE SUN RISES, BUT A CLOCK GOES AROUND TWICE.”

“HELP I AM STUCK IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY! NO, JUST KIDDING, BUT SERIOUSLY I WOULD LIKE A NEW JOB.”



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