I reviewed Chronicles of Riddick over at RJ’s. It’s got Vin Diesel in it.

Also, I said on Monday that I was only planning to update this site three times a week, but I’m thinking I might go ahead and try to update it every weekday, five times a week. I guess you’ll find out tomorrow, so come back and see if I post or not.

Charles Manson: “Yes. With lots of ketchup.”

Winston Churchill: “The different between me and you, madam, is that in five minutes, my fries will be gone, but you’ll still be behind that counter!”

George Washington: “I cannot tell a lie. I did chop down that… wait, that has nothing to do with it. Sorry, what was the question?”

Calista Flockhart: “Just one.”

John Ashcroft: “No thanks, just the apple pie. Are you all hiring?”

Pope Pius IX: “No, thank you. Amen.”

George W. Bush: “The will of America is that America deservitates fries. But are they french or freedom?”

Me: “Yes, please. Actually, do you all have, like, a “biggie size” or something? I’ll have that.”