Well, Time announced its annual “Person of the Year” award. For those of you who care, that’s formerly “Persons of the Year”, ‘Planet of the Year” (Earth, 1988, but Venus was sooo close), and, back in the Dark Ages, “Man of the Year”. Pick a freaking noun, Time.

And guess who won.

Boy are we here at mikeschramm.com excited about that. Yes, we really are. Really. Super excited.

Whoooeee.

Sigh.

*whimper*

Hey look! Here’s some propaganda!

Adolf Hitler (1938)

Joseph Stalin (1939, 1942)

Nikita Khruschev (1957)

Richard Nixon (1971, 1972)

Deng Xiaoping (1978)

Ayatollah Khomeini (1979)

George H.W. Bush (1990)

George W. Bush (2000 and now, 2004)