Bill O’Reilly says he’s gotten “as famous as I need to be.” He says he feels sorry for people like Lindsay Lohan, and knows what their life is like because, just like Lohan, he’s stalked by “stealth papparazi” and “can’t leave the house without some idiot doing something.”

Comments from the Yahoo! Movies Lindsay Lohan Message Board, That, Slightly Edited, Might Be From the Bill O’Reilly Message Board

“I have to agree he looks now looks like he is on drugs or something. Guess those dumb producers are filling his head that he needs to be a skeleton to get a part in a movie.”

“Hi Bill you probably wont ever read this but I just wanted to tell you ive seen all of your movies and cant wait to see the Oreilly factor and if you acually do read this i would really appriciate if you emaild me at donox@sanfranmail.com”

“Hey Bill my names Will Herbert im 15 and one of your biggest fans. I have read all your books and i love them all including you. I also love your rant about freeloading poor people. I think you are really really BEAUTIFUL. I just started trying to be a right-wing hoodlum and i hope i could work at Fox like you and maybe meet you. If you ever read this could you send me an e-mail wherb61@hotmail.com. I would just love it.thx. :)”

“I don’t quite understand why all of you like Bill. You obviously don’t know him at all. Don’t give him any respect because he defintely does not given any respect to anyone else. He is very selfish and extremely conceited. He acts like a spolied brat and believes everyone should look up at him. So, please find someone else to idolize.”

“SEAN HANNITY IZ WAY PRETTIER THAN BILL!!!=]”

“Bill is a great commentator! I’ve read a lot of interviews about him and this is what I think of him: he’s sincere, he’s smart, he’s a role model and a great friend to his friends.”

“bill is so pretty. I wish he would get his nose pierced. It would look so good on him.”

“i waz up dude i saw your show it’s cool u look good in the black dress so if you could e-mail me at jbthug2003 iight holla cause i want to get to no you better iight peace baby

holla luv you ”

“Wow…i heard the radio show a looong time ago…and wasnt interested at all…but i saw fox news and its the same as me and my mom! the garage band he hates, stepfather i dont want…wow!.. bill i think you are the most beautifull talking head in the entire galaxy…wish i could go out with someone like you…kisses and hugs…”

“u are f**king crazy. Are u blind or something. Sean Hannity is not fat. I saw MTV’s making of his vidoes and he was wearing a tight top and looked hott. SO JUST SHUT UP AND MAYBE BUY SOME GLASSES.”

“my eyesights perfect he is fat. and i don’t care what he was on and how he looked but hes still fat”

“I think that you are totally right! I mean he is only 55(56 by September 10). He is ruining his cureer. If he does not impress our youth than he should just go ahead and start looking for a new job. One day our youth will become the worlds population. He would have been much better off with his old image!”

“He was n the bathroom for such a long time because he was sniffing some, *Coke &/or Methamphetamine*. He will go down soon and you will all see his motives, get a reality check hes trying to make fools out of everyone.”

“He is souless people, if he cared at all about himself or anyone he would have been himself, hes a lost cause all that money is eating him.”

“he’s the best commentator i’ve ever seen!!!
His show is cool and awesome. I’ve never imagined that a little boy in the No-Spin Zone will grow to be a cool and rock right-winger! Keep Rockin’!!!”