Hi, folks. It’s Monday. Feels like it, too.

1. A copy of “The Joy of Cooking”
2. Ten bottles of room temperature bottled water (NOT Evian)
3. “Bird by Bird,” by Anne Lamott
4. A pound of candy
5. Four votive candles with matches
6. A ukulele
7. Gift cards to Olive Garden and Target
8. Bottle of echinacea capsules
9. Ten bars of Ivory Soap
10. “Worst Case Scenario Card” Game, Cooking Version
11. “One (6) clean large bath towels”
12. A submarine sandwich

Given: 1, 3, 6, 7, 10
Required: 2, 5, 8, 9, 11 (see whole list here)
Both: 4, 12

So what did you get for Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Saturday? Send me email and let me know, and I’ll post everyone’s list here. Seriously, I want to know. Why are you laughing at me like that?