First Terrell Owens signs a football, then Joe Horn gets on a cell phone, and now Randy Moss moons opposing fans. Just how far will NFL players go?

-Score touchdown, hump football

-Go on rampage, pretend to murder other team’s players with invisible knife

-Perform portions of The Vagina Monologues, replacing the word “vagina” with “football”

-Pretend to be about to shake other team’s hand, then pull back at the last second and brush hair back

-Light goalpost on fire, jump through it

-Work three months a year, get paid $5 million

-Post on your Livejournal how you feel about the touchdown you just scored

-Build an altar in end zone, sacrifice a pig to “God of the Two Minute Warning”

-Perform intricate dance number set to a self-composed piece. When asked what it represents, murmur something about the beauty of all things, and the fact that the other team sucks

-Retire from football, enjoy c-list movie career, murder wife, get off of murder charges by hiring high profile defense team, play lots of golf