Ok, everybody, two weeks and $50 later, my computer is back up and running, although still minus a DVD burner. You’ve won this time, RIAA!

I’m putting some good thought into just giving up on the whole thing and replacing my beatup old custom rig (P4 1.8ghz, GeForceFX 5200, Creative SBLive card that’s been with me since the beginning, 640 mb SDRAM, and now a new 80gb hard drive) with a nice new iMac. Think of it, people– OSX! A widescreen LCD display! mikeschramm.com in Macintosh!

I know! Good thoughts, good thoughts. Anyway, that’s in the future, for right now, mikeschramm.com is back. Don’t really have time to type up a real post tonight, but in the meantime, enjoy these

Three Jokes That Don’t Make Sense… Or Do They?

Q: Why did the little boy cry?

A: Because he couldn’t stop. He just couldn’t stop.

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Q: What did the chicken say to the working class man?

A: We’re both food. You and me, pal.

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Q: When is an apple pie more than an apple pie?

A: When it’s what I slave to make. For you. All for you.