“So, barring any unforeseen circumstances, things should go smoothly this weekend. From all of us at News 6, have a great night.”

“You’d better hope they do, Chuck.”

“Wow, that looks like a lot of fun for those dogs! Seems like those bitches sure are having fun, right Sally?”

“…”

“We, uh, we’ll be back tomorrow night. Your 12, signing off.”

“So big hopes for the Sooners tomorrow night, Steve?”

“That’s right, Jack. You might say they’re aiming for a win as ‘Soon’ as possible! Ha ha ha!”

“Ha, but seriously, I don’t think I would say that, Steve. Not at all.”

“Well. You might–”

“No. No I wouldn’t. Ever.”

“And that’ll do it for us here at Newsteam 4. Have a–”

“Have a–”

“Oh, heh, I’m sorry.”

“No, I’m sorry, I thought I was supposed to say… Wait, who is saying that?”

“Heh. Anyway, from all of us, have a go–”

“A good and safe night! Oh wait, were you supposed to say that whole thing? When do I get to talk?”

“I guess you don’t. Thanks for being unprofessional, Lisa. Can’t you let me finish the damn thing without trying to steal my lines?”

“It’s not finished yet, Jack.”

“Oh, I think it is, Lisa. I think it is. I’m going up to Bob’s office tomorrow, and make sure you end the day out on the street looking for another job. You’ve stepped on my goodbye for the last time. So long, don’t let the Newsteam freakin’ 4 door hit you on the way out.”

“No, Jack, I mean the show’s not over. The cameras are still on.”

“A good and safe night to you, too, Lisa! Goodnight everybody!”