OMG!! THE UNOFFICIAL HOMEPAGE OF
BILL NIGHY!!!!1

Get up Bill Nighy!! Time for people to read the page!!

Hi! Welcome to the number one place on the Internet for BILL NIGHY fans!! This page is dedicated to the great BILL NIGHY and his terrific acting abilities!!!

CONTENTS

1. Bio
2. FAQs (That stands for Frequently Asked Questions LOL :-) )
3. Pictures
4. Filmography
5. That’s it!!!1!

BIO

NAME: WILLIAM FRANCIS NIGHY

BORN: December 12, 1969

NATIONALITY: English (of course!)

HEIGHT: 6′2″

WEIGHT: 195 lbs.

MARITAL STATUS: Single!! BUT has a “partner”! DON’T WORRY SHE’S FEMALE HE’S NOT GAY!!

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue (NOT green!! lol)

FAVORITE FOOD: Spaghetti!

FAVORITE MOVIE: “Punch Drunk Love”

FAVORITE BOOK: “Parade’s End” by Ford Madox Ford! OMG I haven’t read it but it MUST BE GREAT!!

LIKES: The Rolling Stones, beans on toast, ACTING!, speaking with an English accent, playing VILLIANS! :-)

DISLIKES: Mean people, emo, mushrooms, stuck-up chicks, and the color GREEN! >:-( JK!!1! :-)

Bill Nighy you are such a kidder!! An AWARD WINNING one!!!!

F.A.Q.s

Q: Why did you make a site about Bill Nighy?

A: Because he’s the greatest actor EVER!! Also, he has an awesome voice! AND HAS BEEN IN RADIO!!

Q: Good ANSWER!! What’s the best thing about Bill Nighy?

A: Definitely that he is ENGLISH. Not a lot of actors are!

Q: That’s not true! A lot of actors are English!

A: Not the good ones! Stop talking back, you’re ruining it.

Q: Ok, ok. If Bill Nighy could be a tree, what kind of tree would he be?

A: We can’t ask Bill Nighy that because we are UNOFFICIAL, which means he is too proud to sponsor us. But if we had to guess, we’d say elm. No, wait, birch!

Q: Ash?

A: That would be a good one too.

Q: What’s Bill Nighy’s bestest movie?

A: ALL OF THEM!!! But if we had to pick one, we’d say “Love, Actually.” Or “Underworld.” Or “The Constant Gardener.” All of those.

Q: But you can only pick one!

A: No, we can’t! There are so many good ones!

Q: If Chuck Norris and Bill Nighy got in a fight, who would win??

A: That’s a good one! Chuck Norris is very cool, and would probably try a roundhouse kick! BUT then Bill Nighy would act like ten million Chuck Norrises, and he is such a good Actor that all of Bill Nighy’s Chuck Norrises would win! Then Bill Nighy would perform a monologue from Hamlet!

Q: Or maybe Macbeth?

A: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Q: Do I have any more questions?

A: Nope.

Pictures!

Bill Nighy was with Scarlett Johannson at some awards that were not the Oscars. After this picture, they HAD SEX right there in front of the cameras! WOMEN CANNOT RESIST HIM!!

Bill Nighy plays Viktor in Underworld. If you ask us, he was “Viktor-iffic!!” LOLZORZ!!!

ROCK ON Bill Nighy! Go cry in the corner, David Bowie

Bill Nighy is very thoughtful. He is full of thoughts!

FILMOGRAPHY

-Bill Nighy starred in a bunch of TV shows and radio shows.

-One of the TV shows was called “Ready When You Are Mr. McGill.” LOL!! That’s a strange name

-Then he was in a movie called “Love, Actually.” He played a ROCK STAR, and this movie shot him to STARDOM. Well deserved!

-Underworld: the First one.

-Shawn of the Dead, which I heard was GOOD, but my mom would not let me see it!, because there were zombies! But then I sneaked to my friend’s house and we WATCHED IT!! It was not very scary.

-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I did not understand this movie. And Bill Nighy was not good in it. BAD MOVIE

-The Girl in the Cafe. This was on the HBO, so I did not watch it. I NEED CABLE! HELP ME BILL NIGHY

-The Constant Gardener. I watched this movie, and was glad that Bill Nighy won in the end. He and that guy from English Patient fought! Over TEA!! (I guess that is what English do.) And then the Patient guy was dead! So Bill Nighy won!! :-)

-Underworld: The Second one. I thought this was not as good because it did not have enough Bill Nighy. NMN!! That means Need More Nighy! rofl

-Pirates of the Carribeans the Next two. these will be so good!